Luke still very much plays RuneScape! He’s teh hotstuff on teh planutz Gielinor! He got hacked a few times though, but he’s hangin’ in there! He still makes videos once a while on his YouTube account too! Be sure to check that out!

I, Myself, have been playing RuneScape a lot less. I have not abandoned it, though! Still squirming around there once awhile. I also have not come to getting those dual screens I was planning on getting. I tried adding another old monitor I had, and it didn’t work nearly as well as I thought it would! Playing RS in fullscreen and being on MSN did not work since you would have to exit full screen to even control the other monitor. Utterly useless!

When checking back upon this blog today, I was rather suprised about the amount of comments that had been left by some users. I feel really bad for not seeing them any sooner! I won’t answer them now since most people aren’t checking back anymore anyways. If there’s any questions, leave a comment! We’ll answer them gladly ^-^

All these questions and people begging for money and people asking to be my friends was too much, After I lied about my friends list being full to get away from all this, I thought I would go into the wilderness and see if I could spot some people who wouldnt care weather I was rich or not, I spotted one kind soul, He did not beg, or rant, Or moan, He didnt not even attack me! His name was fluffles that Dark Beast Revenant. We had a fun time together, Here is a nice image of both of us enjoying the scenery of dead trees skulls and rotten bodys. Fluffles soon got bored and he decided to run off to try and get me some free gamer, noob skulls for me to place in my Player Owned house Shelves.

I went to search some more pets, I found a werewolf, His name was scrambles, He didnt take kindly to me and he kept scratching me when I was trying to pet him… I also met a vampire! Either he was the soul of Arnold schwarzenegger or he was either Count Draynore on steroids, Or are they the same thing?… They beat me to death and a greater decided to watch me fall to my ground as I try to get saradomin’s prayers to help me…

Its official, Im an idiot.. And revs’ Hate me, Except fluffles, I hope to see him again some time!

- Lukecv999

I mean, Dont you hate it when Mr. Hyde pops up when your trying to kill steel dragons moaning for a herb when he can just teleport to Jatix and mug him!… Well.. I talk to him, But I dont give him a herb because this huge metal monstrosity is trying to carve his name into my skull, But anyway, He just appears right next to me and starts moaning, He then has an anger fit, Starts chasing after me like some sort of wild animal and turns into a level 159 evil pile of puke who starts ripping 16’s off with his hand claw thingys and his… Is that an eye patch? The herb he always asks for is also somthing like a Gaum Leaf , A simple enough item that a level 103 dragon slayer would NOT be carrying around on a regular basis! What is wrong with you Jekyll, Go back to your Robert Louis Stevenson books will you, Leave US alone!

Whats the deal with the other Random events, The drunken dwarf (I can understand him) Well.. Not so sure about his infinite supply of rocks, His pockets must be like mines or somthing, oh and we dont want Kebabs or beer we will go murdur some dwarfes ourselves, Besides I like dwarven stout better. Why does he care so much that we wont accept his Kebabs and beer anyways? is he trying to be kind? Because trying to give us somthing as where trying to kick you off the edge of the port that im fishing from means that we dont want your worthless items that will most likly give us food poisoning.

The freaky forester is a fool also, You get no choice in weather you would like to go and he ends up giving you a useless task (Much like Molly, Are they like, Married or somthing?) Anyway, He asks me to kill a pheasant with a certain amount of tails, Yes, All those pheasants are mutants they have diffrent tail amounts and if you dont kill the right one, He teleports you to a random place! Like that bitch molly! I hate them both! Besides those pheasants where level 3, but knowing the forester could he not just behead them with his axe? Mind you, He could just be an autoer he does woodcut after all… Why would I want his clothes, If you hated somthing so much, Would you dress up like it? I think not!?

The sandwitch lady! Dont get me started! She is a whore! She bakes these stupid little ‘Refreshments’ You meen un-cooked dough? And if I dont pick the right one she clobbers you over the head with her granite/runeite baggette and send you to some random place in Runescape, Well – Get this! We dont care about your bread rolls! Or sandwitches! We have sharks! And manta rays! Potatoes ring a bell! Yeah, Thought so!! Phew… She really gets to me… Im not really sure, If she some kind of evil ‘Jamie oliver’ trying to force feed us kids her ‘Strict diet’.. And if we dont we are beaten with some ‘Foodstuffs?’

She nerly got me! I was fishing, I did talk to her, Guess what she get me! Her bagette! She got me, Again and again… And again… Oh my! As I wright this, I have gotten her, AGAIN! And she has given me her sacred stunning weapon, Better then any godsword! As its seems to be able to knock out any player (Regardless of there level) And send them to some random place! Yes! Now I can act my revenge on this hag! When she comes back, I will give her a taste of her own medicine! Hah-Hah! I cannot wait!

- Lukecv999

]]> http://woutt.wordpress.com/2008/10/06/random-events/feed/ 0 mrkalius http://woutt.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/lukecv999s-worthless-1million-free-players-drop-party/ http://woutt.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/lukecv999s-worthless-1million-free-players-drop-party/#comments Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:25:32 +0000 Luke Citrine http://woutt.wordpress.com/?p=43 ]]> Just dont ask why I did this, The tale is, I unblocked my friend who was moaning for me to ‘Lend’ him my account, (So I did, No! I didnt, I never would) So… To highten up his spirit a little I decided top go to his world, On logging on I was buried in questions, and praise along with the normal..

‘(4|\| 1 b3 j00r Phr13|\|D |\|1(3 4r/\/Ur /\/|\|3′/ pL34$3?’

Yes, Thats acctually what they said!?

Anyway, After all this praising, My friend decides to run off on my, I notice that I have alot of money in my bank and I prompt everyone to go to my ’100K’ drop party that I quickly Nodged up to ’300k’ This 300k is close to being dropped and the players demand more money, Now that im being followed by noobs and people saying that im ’4W3$UM’ And shizz, So I knock it up to 400k, This drop ends and I am making the noobs overly excited and then I go and drop in, Another 600k.

At this time these people are humping my legs and acting like im there messiah (When im not, Im just kinda rich) But anyway, I dump into another 600k and up the hype some more.. They demand more money – Didnt have any, So I walked off.. Anyway – Here is the video of the party, It was on world 1 on free players party room and the hype was insane for a little money I can make in under 2 days.. Easy enough.. I just dont like fishing that much at all… Gets boring after nerly 90 levels of killing alot of sharks and monkfish

Can you belive it? Can you acctually belive it?! They thought that this was alot of money, Well to them it was and once the high levels give those free players the false hope of they ‘Acctually’ being rich from not going on a days worth on members is clearly a mith, We all know its near impossible to make a mil in free players without members access at all – I log out after eating somthing and I get like 7 PM’s asking me if I would do another Drop like this? The answer is no, I cant..

One, I dont want to waste money on the free players, And give them false hope when its very funny to see them beg and greave for the many amouts of GP that I can get off a simple drop of a visage, Witch would only cost me about 7 or 8 quid in real money.

The second and final reson is that fact that alls it brings is a little bit of factor that your acctually giving false hope and giving out 2 days worth of sharks out to a bunch off 200 money hungry nooby brats who have nothing better to do then to scurry over to the nearest bank and get teleported to the fally room hoping to get an item, That will someday be a rich player and we all know it wont happen, These partys dont bring you anything, Ive had my.. 3 minutes of fame? And alls it brang me was noobs PMing me about if I would do another one? The answer is No, I wont, Im not wasting money to these low lives that expect money on free payers, And as soon as they see me do one small 1m drop, They gorge of this like they do when they get an emerald from a random event.

Im sorry, I regret this party, Although I dont want the money back – Ill let the noobs waste it on crap that they dont really need, Addy (g) Anyone? Atleast train a skill… Or save it up!?

- Lukecv999

‘R00nscape as grafics leik teh Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts guy’
‘Di gaem as graphicz like finul fantastically sevun”

or other stupid things that are really not true because Jagex knew they could of updated the graphics they where just saving it for a raining to try and tame back there players and lure them in (The summoning skill was an 3pic phail!) But yeah, These new graphics look awesome – Its great how they managed to have the Summoning skill, The already new updates that come out on a weekly basis, And the graphical updates of some monsters, PLUS this new Graphical update of the whole of runescape!? Either those Graphics team are too much in number and will overule us all one day, Or they are chained to the desk and forced to work like dogs… Those poor souls, I hope they give them breaks though.

The diary is now out! I have waited for a long time for this to come out! The most annoying this is that they release it ON A WEDNESDAY, LATE wednesday! At like… 6 O clock! What the hell! Thats just weird, They where trying to make me insane and making me wait so long for some text, I then thought…

‘Whats taking them so long! This must be a REALLY big, Then see that it is out and guess what! I find its in two parts, And only the second one has the most anticipated stuff in it! Such as water and lighting and the stuff that the people would REALLY care about!

‘More questions will be answered in the lead up to release, both in the concluding part of this diary and in the usual ways (Behind the Scenes, newsposts, etc). Part two of this diary will focus on lighting, water effects, specular shading, fullscreen mode and more…”

After I had finished reading this I soon found out that runescape is being drownd in textures, But thats a good thing right? Everything looks much smoother, But looks uglier and has alot of wrinkles, Look at the terrorbird! But anyway, Im glad to see the introduction of shadows, and I must say the desert looks awesome! Everything looks so much more life like, But I guess that was the point… I can imagine what im going to be like on the week of release, I must think of what place I would re-discover first – Besides the new release of graphics would basically be a new virsion, Some call it Runescape 3 – When it is because all Runescape 2 was a huge graphical overhurl and we now have 2 virsions of runescape!

I hate the next diary will show where the menus and things will go and I must strive to get a bigger moniter! *Points at Wouts Deul screens* Must steal me some of those.. Anyways! Im so excited about this new update, The introduction of Fog… We already have that? Yes… Its true – Fog is fog but fog is also fog so fog must be known as Fist of G’ of Fist of guthix and we must find another aconym for this Minigame, As REAL fog is coming and not that imposter minigame trying to steal our foggy fun! I guess that is all I have to say apart from my Runescape videos are going to be much more awesome with the new graphics!

- EXPECT MORE FROM DEV DIARY 2, WHEN IT COMES =D

- Lukecv999

Monkey Gree grees
Gnome amulate
God staffs
Keril
Salve/camulet
Shadow sword
Elf crystals
Cat speak amulet (A MUST)
Key ring (A MUST)
- Shiney Key (Temple of ikov access)
- Dusty Key (Taverly Dungeon)
- Battered Ket (Elemental workshop)
Ring of visibility
Iban staff
God cape

Are things you must keep, If you would not like to go back for when you lose these items by being killed , I STRONGLY recommend that you keep these items! Other items such as…

Potions – If you have 1 dose potions, Use them first, Sell them or drop them
Herbs – Make these into potions and drop the potions (Lol)
Food – Use it or if you have lobsters or monkfish in your bank, Use or sell the lobsters first
Bones – Bury or drop
Seeds – Simple, Drop them
Runes – Use them or sell them, Bloods and deaths especially
Other pointless crap – Dont need to keep ash, Burnt food, or crushed gemstones and such

Bank organising

Basically, After you have cleared out your bank, Its going to look like a large item mess of items that you will need to keep, Make sure you don’t break any! Keep all the items that you will use the most at the bottom of the bank so when you open your bank it will auto scroll to that place and you just need to take out your items. Heres a quick edited screenshot of my bank…

This is just basic, But trying to clear a large bank on your own is very fustraiting and expect and very babyized bank by the end of the guide! (Dont go counting each item in my bank. Im sure there is 116 of ‘um there) The picture contain some extra items that I use, Like the monkrobes, Harpoon, Feathers buckets and pots!

- Lukecv999

Well of course! There’s RuneCrafting! But remember, RuneScape is a game! It’s made so you can enjoy yourself. If you enjoy runecrafting, go for it you lucky dog, enjoy all your rares after u get 91 runecrafting. After all, you DO like runecrafting, so it’s at least 91, right? If you don’t like runecrafting, like me (level 63 rcing), you should think about what you DO like to do in RuneScape. If the answer is “Spend money” I kindly request you to stick some sharp needles under you fingernails. Thanks!
Now we’ve decided what skill we like. Now try to find out if there’s any way to make reasonably good money with this skill. If there isn’t, tough, keep on looking. I’ll now note some skills and money making oppertunities:

(—) = Scks! You might be better off searching crates for gp!
(-) = Not bad at all, but it won’t get you any rares soon.
(+) = Now we’re talking! Keep working and you’ll have a very nice gear gathered up.
(++) = WOOHOHOHOHOOO! NICE! All your p-hat are belong to us! (really good for all u internet newbs)

• Melee combat: - Kill creatures, maybe train slayer. (-)
• Ranged – Kill dragons and collect bones, d hides and possibly rares! (+)
• Magic – Kill dragons (see ranged) or do barrows. (+)
• Prayer – Helps with melee, ranged and magic. Definitly barrows! (—)
• Mining – Mining coal and rune. (-)
• Smithing – Smith rune. (-)
• Fishing – Fish lobsters/swordfish/shark and sell those. (+)
• Cooking – Depending on the price of raw and cooked fish, you could buy raw and sell cooked fish. Usually makes you lose money though. (-)
• Woodcutting – Cutting yews and/or magic logs and selling them, or combine them with fletching and magic. (+)
• Firemaking – This skill is the most useless ever. (—)
• Crafting – Craft dragonhide bodies and alch them. (-)
• Runecrafting – Craft nature runes, 2 natures runes every 1 pure essence = GOLD MINE! (++)
• Agility – Fun skill, makes you run faster and the cape emote is fun. For money, it’s rather useless. (—)
• Herblore – Depends on the price of certain potions, herbs and extra ingredients. These aren’t very stable, so you’ll have to figure out yourself what you should herblore. Usually you lose money though. (-)
• Thieving – Thieving nature runes goed rather slow, but it’s something. (-)
• Fletching – Buy logs, or cut them yourself, then fletch them into bows with bowstrings (buy or pick and spin) then alch the bows. Good training for woodcutting, magic and fletching itself! (-)
• Slayer – On higher levels, some monsters give good drops, like abyssal demons. It’s not as good as it used to be though! (+)
• Farming – Growing some herbs can make a reasonable profit. (+)
• Construction – Some flatpacks can earn some money, but not much at all. (—)
• Hunter – Catching (red) chinchompas can make you a very nice amount of money. (++)
• Summoning – Some summoning creatures can really help in the skills mentioned above, but with only summoning, you can hardly make money.(-)

These are all ratings based on my own experiences and the people around me. (excluding nubs)
Any questions, COMMENT!

By the way GODSWORDs STINK!!!
Luke if you edit this you’ll die.

By the way:
There are NO cheats
for RuneScape!

And I’m getting a pair! Not the same brand and type as the ones above, but they look like ‘m. Specially since the Runescape Update will be full screen, and I wanna be on msn while being on runescape, this is gonna make this possible! or when wanting to watch a movie while doing other stuff, or simply be able to have more room for certain applications! YAS! *headbangs*
I’ll post an image if my desk when I’ve got them! Here’s an image of my desk right now:

Check back regularly for images of my new desk, just don’t expect it soon, I’m taking my time in selecting the perfect pair!

Greetings Woutt!

 I first heard of this update from my good friend Andy (He has quit now) But he has informed me about the images and I had a scilent freak-out I marched over to the fourms and was seeing the fourms getting swamped with ’0MG NEW GRAFICS LAWL’… I was tempted to join in this craze but I thought ‘This is what Jagex wanted’ So.

So, A few weeks later (On a friday I believe) They posted another image of the new graphics, An image of the ‘NEW’ and ‘IMPROVED’ God wars dungeon enterance, I scroll down and to my excitement, I began to foam from my mouth as I saw the text:

‘There really isn’t much time to wait. If you can’t wait for more details on the update, a new Development Diary is coming later this month.’

My eyes lit up and I was bouncing against the walls of my room, Not only did they say the ‘Sort of’ Release date of this update that is going to make them have alot more players, But they also said that they would say how they created this and such, The fourms where arguing about this ‘Development Diary’… Ahh, So a few days later I check back and scroll down the.. The ‘Development Diary’ text is gone! I message Wout and he says that its still there, But I still dont see it, Well.. Guess what!

They moved the text around! They could of messaged me!

Mod Mark: Hey, Lukecv999 does seem really insane about the update, I meen, He is running around world 2 in the grand exchange moaning about if he can travel though time…

Andrew: No, Lets let him suffer, Lets always release the new and greatest updates on the last days of the month to keep all our best devote players starving for the best of the best updates, Lets leave them wasting space on the forums about these updates although all the possibilitys have been talked out already and all that is left now is spam, but the Forum mods are not doing anything about it because they are too busy speculating themselves about the update, banning people moaning about the unbalanced trade removal.. Thats why we should not E-mail Lukecv999…

*Sigh* I tell you, When will you J-Mods learn!

- Lukecv999

BUY A NEW PC OR UPGRADE  YOUR CURRENT PC!

Make rs be like WOW

Not WoW…

But WOW!

AWMAGAWD LOOWK AT R00NSKAPE! ITZ AWESOMENESSS!